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James Schlarmann

James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Entertainment October 9, 2017 October 9, 2017

Can You Guess Which of These Big Time Hollywood Stars Literally Shits Ice Cream?

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Sports October 9, 2017 October 9, 2017

Let These White Sports Fans Show the Uppity Blacks In Your Life The RIGHT Way to Use The First Amendment

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Romance/Dating October 9, 2017 October 9, 2017

4 Sext Messages to Send Your Lover to Get Them “In the Mood”

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Politics October 9, 2017 October 9, 2017

Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes

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Politics October 9, 2017 October 9, 2017

Betsy DeVos Proposes Changing Congressional Library To “Lieberry Of Congress”

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