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Paramount Sues Space Force for Trademark Infringement

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the Space Force, alleging that their logo is a "blatant and comically obvious, lazy...

Screeching, Racist Broom Handle In A Blonde Wig Will Fill In While Tomi Lahren is on Self-Qurantine

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News has announced that one of their contributors will be on a self-imposed quarantine after she was...

Disney Sues to Shut Down Production and Sale of “Baby Dildoda”

ANASLIME, CALIFORNIA -- The Walt Disney Company filed paperwork in court today seeking an injunction against an adult toy manufacturer that would force them...

Militantly Atheist and Anti-Hunting Comedian/Movie Star Really Sick of All Your Celebrity Activism, Hollywood

He's really into animal rights. He's so into protecting the rights of animals that he regularly uses his massive online presence to share pictures...

Ted Nugent: “If George Lopez Wants to Joke About Killing Presidents, He Has to Mention His Machine Guns”

WASHED-UP HAS BEEN LAKE, MICHIGAN -- Comedian George Lopez recently enraged pro-Trump Americans when he jokingly said on Instagram that he'd accept half the...

Lahren: “Non-White Portrayals of Baby Jesus Put You on Santa’s Naughty List”

With just days before Christmas, Fox News contributing racist Tabula Lahren told viewers on Friday afternoon that she believes any time someone portrays Jesus...

Tucker Carlson Opens Up About Rooting for ‘Those Guys With the Smart Uniforms’ In the Indiana Jones Films

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Last night on his Fox News show, host Tucker Carlson told viewers that whenever he watches Raiders of the Lost...

Burnett and Trump Teaming Up Again on “The Apprentice: Outhouse”

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Before he was the most powerful man in the free world, President Donald Trump was a reality-TV star.  Some might find it...

Pro-MAGA YouTube Star Says Dems Can’t Impeach President Without ‘Blowie’ In the Oval Office

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE  -- Jethro Bohiggins is a right-wing YouTube star and singer/songwriter who is absolutely steadfast in his support of President Donald...

Shane Gillis Fired From SNL But Hired by KKK

RACIST MORON VALLEY, PENNSYLVANIA -- This week, a spokesperson for Lorne Michaels, producer of NBC's long running sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, announced that Shane...
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