November 21, 2019 November 21, 2019 Giant Dumbfuck Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dumbfuck He Is by James Schlarmann
November 20, 2019 November 20, 2019 Nunes, Jordan Unsure Vindman’s Purple Heart as Patriotic as Their Orange Lips by James Schlarmann
November 11, 2019 November 11, 2019 Trump Demands Army Promote Him From Cadet To Major General Bone Spurs by James Schlarmann
October 27, 2019 October 27, 2019 Trump Orders Washington Nats and Their Fans Deported ‘Back to Maple Mexico’ by James Schlarmann
October 23, 2019 October 23, 2019 Hillary Clinton Circling Gaetz’ Congressional Office Shouting, “Lock Him Up!” by James Schlarmann
October 16, 2019 October 16, 2019 Trump Accuses Democrats of Trying to Steal an Election By Getting More Votes by James Schlarmann
October 11, 2019 October 11, 2019 Insufferable, Sweaty, Lying Idiot Holds Minnesota’s Largest Klan Rally by James Schlarmann
October 10, 2019 October 10, 2019 Trump Defends Abandoning Kurds Because They Didn’t Help The U.S. in Revolutionary War by James Schlarmann
October 7, 2019 October 7, 2019 Poll: Majority Think President Trump Pulling Out 41 Years Too Late by James Schlarmann
October 2, 2019 October 2, 2019 Obnoxious Liar Stands Next to President of Finland and Screams Conspiracy Theories at Reporters by James Schlarmann
