August 3, 2019 August 4, 2019 White Guy Annoyed Black Community Won’t Listen To His Advice About Problems He Says They Don’t Have by James Schlarmann
July 25, 2019 July 25, 2019 Fake President Gives Speech Behind Real Presidential Seal by James Schlarmann
July 23, 2019 July 23, 2019 Trump Names First Lady as New Ambassador to the United Kingston by James Schlarmann
July 16, 2019 July 16, 2019 Fuming Bezos Threatens Hostile Takeover of Offensive Crayons Over Amazon Day Buttplug Protest by James Schlarmann
July 16, 2019 July 16, 2019 Barack Obama Agrees That Donald Trump ‘Doesn’t Have a Racist Bone’ In His Body by James Schlarmann
July 15, 2019 July 15, 2019 Lindsey Graham: Racist Tweets Make Trump’s Sphincter Taste ‘Delicious’ by James Schlarmann
