September 30, 2019 September 30, 2019 President Wants Pizza Delivery Driver Who Forgot His Cheese and Peppers Arrested for Treason by James Schlarmann
September 27, 2019 September 27, 2019 Exclusive Investigation: Is the President a Complete Moron? by James Schlarmann
September 24, 2019 September 24, 2019 White House Transcript of Ukraine Call Leaks by James Schlarmann
September 21, 2019 September 21, 2019 President Assures Skeptics Putin Gave Him Permission to Collude With Ukraine This Time by James Schlarmann
September 20, 2019 September 20, 2019 Fearing Another Whistleblower, President Bans Tea Kettles From White House by James Schlarmann
September 18, 2019 September 18, 2019 Doctors Unsure Barry Berke’s Foot Can Ever Be Extracted from Lewandowski by James Schlarmann
September 16, 2019 September 16, 2019 Dick Cheney Reminds Trump Saudi Arabia Doesn’t Declare War, He Does by James Schlarmann
September 15, 2019 September 15, 2019 Trump Offers to Make Palin Secretary of ‘Educationizing’ by James Schlarmann
September 11, 2019 September 11, 2019 President Commemorates The Day His Skyscraper Became the Tallest Building in New York by James Schlarmann
September 11, 2019 September 11, 2019 Trump Wonders If ‘Obama And Crooked H’s Deep State’ Were Behind 9/11 Too by James Schlarmann
