October 26, 2017 October 26, 2017 Authorities Baffled by Appearance of Giant, Rotting, Racist Pumpkin on White House Steps by James Schlarmann
October 20, 2017 October 20, 2017 President Trump Orders Different Color Crayon For Drafting Fourth Muslim Ban by James Schlarmann
October 20, 2017 October 20, 2017 Iraq War Casualty Says George W. Bush Anti-Trump Speech Makes His Death ‘Way Less Unjustified’ by James Schlarmann
October 20, 2017 October 20, 2017 Sources: Trump’s Bone Spurs Flared Up During John Kelly’s Emotional Plea to Not Politicize US Casualties That Politicized US Casualties by James Schlarmann
October 19, 2017 October 19, 2017 Trump Has First Lady’s Cabinet Seat Removed, Will Sit on His Lap Instead by James Schlarmann
October 18, 2017 October 18, 2017 Trump Says He’d Have Acknowledged Four Dead Soldiers in Niger if Country Had ‘Less Obama-ish Name’ by James Schlarmann
October 16, 2017 October 16, 2017 Jeff Sessions Admits He’s a Member Of the Keebler Klux Klan by James Schlarmann
October 15, 2017 October 15, 2017 Trump Signs Trade Deal With Nambia To Triple Annual U.S. Covfefe Imports by James Schlarmann
October 11, 2017 October 11, 2017 Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies by James Schlarmann
October 11, 2017 October 11, 2017 M&M’s Banned from White House Kitchens and Candy Dishes by James Schlarmann
