October 30, 2017 October 30, 2017 Hillary Clinton Circling Block Around FBI Headquarters Chanting “Lock Him Up” While Manafort Processed by James Schlarmann
October 29, 2017 October 29, 2017 Putin Asks Trump To Have Army Corp of Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower by James Schlarmann
October 28, 2017 October 28, 2017 Trump Preemptively Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Says He Didn’t Do by James Schlarmann
October 26, 2017 October 26, 2017 Authorities Baffled by Appearance of Giant, Rotting, Racist Pumpkin on White House Steps by James Schlarmann
October 20, 2017 October 20, 2017 President Trump Orders Different Color Crayon For Drafting Fourth Muslim Ban by James Schlarmann
October 20, 2017 October 20, 2017 Iraq War Casualty Says George W. Bush Anti-Trump Speech Makes His Death ‘Way Less Unjustified’ by James Schlarmann
October 20, 2017 October 20, 2017 Sources: Trump’s Bone Spurs Flared Up During John Kelly’s Emotional Plea to Not Politicize US Casualties That Politicized US Casualties by James Schlarmann
October 19, 2017 October 19, 2017 Trump Has First Lady’s Cabinet Seat Removed, Will Sit on His Lap Instead by James Schlarmann
October 18, 2017 October 18, 2017 Trump Says He’d Have Acknowledged Four Dead Soldiers in Niger if Country Had ‘Less Obama-ish Name’ by James Schlarmann
October 16, 2017 October 16, 2017 Jeff Sessions Admits He’s a Member Of the Keebler Klux Klan by James Schlarmann
