July 5, 2019 July 5, 2019 Trump Blames 4th of July Rain on ‘Bob Mueller’s Team of Angry Democrats’ by James Schlarmann
July 4, 2019 July 4, 2019 President Trump Hopes Americans Appreciate How Hard Sucking Your Own D*ck In Front of Tanks Really Is by James Schlarmann
July 2, 2019 July 2, 2019 Dem Lawmaker Suggests Concentration Camp Defenders Spend the Night with Detainees to Prove How Humane They Are by James Schlarmann
June 28, 2019 June 28, 2019 Local MAGA Supporter Suspicious Why Obama Never Declared His Rape Type by James Schlarmann
June 27, 2019 June 27, 2019 DNC Informs Registered Dems Who They Should Think Won First Debates by James Schlarmann
June 25, 2019 June 25, 2019 Feinted Bovine Was on Shortlist of Candidates to Replace Sarah Huckabee Sanders by James Schlarmann
June 24, 2019 June 24, 2019 GOP Rep: Obama’s Fictional FEMA Death Camps Much Worse Than Trump’s Actual Concentration Camps by James Schlarmann
June 14, 2019 June 14, 2019 Crews Will Work Overtime Shampooing Stench of Lies and Au Jus Out of Briefing Room by James Schlarmann
June 12, 2019 August 20, 2019 This Cat Is ‘Pretty Sure’ He’d Be a Better President Than Donald Trump by James Schlarmann
June 10, 2019 June 10, 2019 Alabama Republicans Hold Citizenship Ceremony for ‘Fetal Americans’ by James Schlarmann
