October 3, 2019 October 3, 2019 President Says Benedict Arnold’s Meetings With the British Were ‘Perfect’ by James Schlarmann
October 2, 2019 October 2, 2019 Big, Dumb, Idiot Spends His Day as Most Powerful Idiot in the World Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment by James Schlarmann
October 1, 2019 October 1, 2019 President Retweets Klan Poll Showing 100% Impeachment Disapproval by James Schlarmann
September 29, 2019 November 10, 2019 Idiot Uses Twitter to Whine and Rant Like a Big, Dumb Idiot All Weekend Long by James Schlarmann
September 28, 2019 November 16, 2019 President Forbids White House Staff to Use Any “I-Words” by James Schlarmann
September 27, 2019 September 27, 2019 McConnell: “The President’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him” by James Schlarmann
September 26, 2019 September 26, 2019 President Claims Quid Pro Quo Covered Under Executive Privilege by James Schlarmann
September 25, 2019 December 5, 2019 Obama Offers to Print Articles of Impeachment on His Long Form Birth Certificate by James Schlarmann
September 24, 2019 September 24, 2019 White House Transcript of Ukraine Call Leaks by James Schlarmann
September 24, 2019 September 24, 2019 Trump Wishes Greta Thunberg Would Speak at Third Grade Level So He Could Mock Her Intelligence by James Schlarmann
