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Report: Karen Pence Has A Pulse, Her Vision, And Her Ears Work Well Enough

December 5, 2017 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Any previous media reports that doubted the health of the Second Lady of the United States of America can now be put to rest as “fake news,” according reports from the Hill. Results […]

President Trump Says Billy Bush Doesn’t Exist And Is A Chinese Hoax

December 4, 2017 0

“Billy Bush is part of a Chinese hoax, just like climate change.” […]

Roy Moore: “It Was Just Locker Room Sexual Predation!”

November 9, 2017 0

“I was just following our party’s leader, decades and decades before I even knew who he was.” […]

Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump

October 19, 2017 0

LAC TÊTE DE MERDE, MICHIGAN — 35-year-old Republican voter Bo McGriff doesn’t consider himself a partisan, or an ideologue, and not just because when we asked him he told us he didn’t know what those words […]

Trump Supporter: Weinstein Not ‘The Kind of Sexual Predator You Can Trust With Your Vote’

October 15, 2017 0

“Of course, I wouldn’t trust Trump alone with my daughter…or his daughter.” […]

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