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Comet Pizza Unveils New Roy Moore Signature Pie: 14 Year Old Meat On Old Dried Up Cracker

November 13, 2017 0

Comet Ping Pong — a pizza restaurant in the Washington, D.C. metro area — has announced a new, signature pie that will be available to customers starting today. The Roy Moore Pizza was officially announced […]

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