Lifestyle August 7, 2018 August 7, 2018 Barack Obama: “I Bet That Punk Ass Beta Cuck Male Stephen Miller Can’t Hold His Breath For 10 Minutes Straight” by James Schlarmann
Fashion June 22, 2018 June 22, 2018 Melania Trump Announces New Fashion Line of Jackets With Phrases On Them by James Schlarmann
News June 20, 2018 June 20, 2018 Historians Find Hitler’s Receipt From Post-Kristallnacht Brunch At Carnegie Deli by James Schlarmann
Religion June 18, 2018 June 18, 2018 God: ‘Someone Tell Jeff Sessions To Stop Using Me To Justify Being an Evil, Shriveled, Racist Cunt’ by James Schlarmann
Politics May 15, 2018 May 15, 2018 Trump Voter Pretty Sure John Kelly Would Have Him Deported If He Wasn’t From Tennessee by James Schlarmann
News March 21, 2018 March 21, 2018 Trump Demands To Know Which Illegal Mexican Or Muslim Immigrant Forced A ‘Nice White’ Into Becoming Austin Bomber by James Schlarmann
Politics March 6, 2018 March 6, 2018 Report: Melania Trump Entered Country On “Bride of Frankenstein” Visa by James Schlarmann
News January 12, 2018 January 12, 2018 Trump Orders ‘Except From Shithole Countries’ Added To Statue of Liberty Poem by James Schlarmann
Science/Technology December 18, 2017 December 18, 2017 Pentagon UFO Program Makes Trump Demand Wall Be 70 Miles High by James Schlarmann
News December 13, 2017 December 13, 2017 Trump Orders Kobach To Investigate How Many Trillions Of Illegal Mexicans Voted For Doug Jones by James Schlarmann
