WASHINGTON, D.C. — Overnight, authorities in Austin, Texas identified, and attempted to apprehend the suspect in the deadly spate of serial bombings in the suburb of Round Rock. After a chase that ended in the […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Because of his administration’s focus on immigration, President Donald Trump’s proclivity for marrying women born outside the United States has come under additional scrutiny. Last week, several outlets that his most current […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Moments after delivering a speech about Martin Luther King, Jr. this morning, President Donald Trump issued and executive order. The order directs the National Agency of Statue Poems, or NASP, to make […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump broke his silence on the Pentagon’s top secret, multi-billion dollar mission to investigate UFOs this morning. Last week, The New York Times broke the story of a secret Pentagon program that […]
“I am positive I saw at least a trillion Mexicans dancing in the street celebrating last night.” […]
“We talk English here in America.” […]
“I have to settle for a Chalupa and a seven layer burrito and I have to leave my gun in the car.” […]
HOBART, ARKANSAS — Back in high school, Clem O’Connell was not a top student, nor was he at the bottom of his class. Now the co-host and founder of one of the right’s more popular […]
“What do they think gives them the right to speak whatever language they want?” […]
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