Business/Economy October 18, 2019 October 18, 2019 Mulvaney: “There Wasn’t a Quid Pro Quo, But Also There Was, and Yet There Wasn’t, But Even There Was, Shut Up. Also There Wasn’t.” by James Schlarmann
Entertainment October 14, 2019 October 14, 2019 Pro-MAGA YouTube Star Says Dems Can’t Impeach President Without ‘Blowie’ In the Oval Office by James Schlarmann
Politics October 5, 2019 October 5, 2019 His Royal Majesty, The Grand Imperial President of America-Land, Says He Has ‘Absolute Right’ to Do Anything He Wants by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle October 1, 2019 December 31, 2019 Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War? by James Schlarmann
News September 30, 2019 September 30, 2019 President Wants Pizza Delivery Driver Who Forgot His Cheese and Peppers Arrested for Treason by James Schlarmann
Politics September 28, 2019 November 16, 2019 President Forbids White House Staff to Use Any “I-Words” by James Schlarmann
Politics September 27, 2019 December 21, 2019 McConnell: “The President’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him” by James Schlarmann
News September 27, 2019 November 21, 2019 Exclusive Investigation: Is the President a Complete Moron? by James Schlarmann
Politics September 25, 2019 December 5, 2019 Obama Offers to Print Articles of Impeachment on His Long Form Birth Certificate by James Schlarmann
News, Politics, World News September 24, 2019 September 24, 2019 White House Transcript of Ukraine Call Leaks by James Schlarmann
