Crime/Justice August 23, 2018 August 23, 2018 White Serial Rapist/Murderer Supports Trump Wall So “Illegal Immigrants Don’t Steal” His Job by James Schlarmann
News April 5, 2018 April 5, 2018 Trump Says National Guard Needed To Protect The Border To Stop Taco Bell’s Invasion Of America by James Schlarmann
News March 21, 2018 March 21, 2018 Trump Demands To Know Which Illegal Mexican Or Muslim Immigrant Forced A ‘Nice White’ Into Becoming Austin Bomber by James Schlarmann
Science/Technology December 18, 2017 December 18, 2017 Pentagon UFO Program Makes Trump Demand Wall Be 70 Miles High by James Schlarmann
News December 13, 2017 December 13, 2017 Trump Orders Kobach To Investigate How Many Trillions Of Illegal Mexicans Voted For Doug Jones by James Schlarmann
Food December 6, 2017 December 6, 2017 Local Trump Supporter To Sue El Pollo Loco To Change Name to “Crazy Chicken” by James Schlarmann
Business December 4, 2017 December 4, 2017 Trump Voter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’ by James Schlarmann
Politics November 26, 2017 November 26, 2017 Man Who Got C’s In English Demands Immigrants ‘Speak American’ or Go Home by James Schlarmann
World News November 3, 2017 November 3, 2017 Mexico Offers To Pay For Pest Control Service To Remove ‘La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante’ From The White House by James Schlarmann
