WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Donald Trump signed an executive order directing the National Guard to send troops to states that share a border with Mexico. While Department of Homeland Insecurity Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen told reporters […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Overnight, authorities in Austin, Texas identified, and attempted to apprehend the suspect in the deadly spate of serial bombings in the suburb of Round Rock. After a chase that ended in the […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump broke his silence on the Pentagon’s top secret, multi-billion dollar mission to investigate UFOs this morning. Last week, The New York Times broke the story of a secret Pentagon program that […]
“I am positive I saw at least a trillion Mexicans dancing in the street celebrating last night.” […]
“We talk English here in America.” […]
“I have to settle for a Chalupa and a seven layer burrito and I have to leave my gun in the car.” […]
HOBART, ARKANSAS — Back in high school, Clem O’Connell was not a top student, nor was he at the bottom of his class. Now the co-host and founder of one of the right’s more popular […]
“Your apricot-tinged president’s proposal for Mexico to pay for his unnecessary and ineffective border wall has been and will continue to be rejected.” […]
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