Politics March 23, 2020 March 26, 2020 McConnell: “How Dare Democrats Play Games With the Republicans’ Corporate Slush Fund in Times Like These?!” by James Schlarmann
Politics January 7, 2020 January 7, 2020 McConnell Calls For ‘Socialist, Libtard Cucks Who Elected Blacky McDemocrat’ to Unify Behind Trump’s War With Iran by James Schlarmann
Politics December 20, 2019 December 20, 2019 McConnell Promises to Hold Impeachment Trial in Moscow by James Schlarmann
Politics November 12, 2019 November 12, 2019 Schiff Finds McConnell In Trump’s Ass While Trying to Calculate How Far He Can Fit His Shoe Up There by James Schlarmann
Politics September 27, 2019 December 21, 2019 McConnell: “The President’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him” by James Schlarmann
Politics August 5, 2019 August 5, 2019 Nation Devastated to Find Out McConnell Will Probably Recover From Fall by James Schlarmann
Politics July 27, 2019 July 27, 2019 Trump Hires Detective to Find Mitch McConnell’s Russian Birth Certificate and Destroy It by James Schlarmann
Politics July 26, 2019 July 26, 2019 McConnell Assures Public He’ll Secure 2020 Election Just as Soon as Putin Says He Can by James Schlarmann
Business/Economy May 31, 2019 June 3, 2019 Economists Predict Medicare For All Could Be Funded For 400 Years By Charging $1 To Punch Mitch McConnell In the Face by James Schlarmann
Politics January 21, 2018 January 21, 2018 Exhausted Trump Asks Staffers If They Can Take Fewer Pictures Pretending To Work During Shutdown Today by James Schlarmann
