Lifestyle July 3, 2019 July 3, 2019 Local MAGA Boy: Nike Should ‘Make It Up To’ Trump Supporters and Put Flaming T’s On Their Shoes by James Schlarmann
Sports, Videos June 1, 2018 June 1, 2018 Confused White Guy Agrees With New NFL National Anthem Policy (VIDEO) by James Schlarmann
Sports December 19, 2017 December 19, 2017 T-Bone Lahren Wants President of Carolinas To Forbid Sale Of Panthers To P-Diddy by James Schlarmann
Sports November 21, 2017 November 21, 2017 Putin Furious Trump Hasn’t Asked NFL Players To Stand For Russian National Anthem Yet by James Schlarmann
Sports November 20, 2017 November 20, 2017 Trump Suspends First Amendment For “Disrespectful Urbans Who Play Pro Sports” by James Schlarmann
TV November 14, 2017 November 14, 2017 Tambourine Lahren’s Head Literally Explodes On-Air When She Finds Out GQ Named Kaepernick “Citizen of the Year” by James Schlarmann
Sports November 5, 2017 November 5, 2017 Trump Thinks Black Athletes ‘Pose a Bigger Threat to American Security Than Nazis’ by James Schlarmann
Business November 2, 2017 November 2, 2017 Papa John’s Briefly Considered Switching to “Less Diarrhea-tastic” Recipe Before Blaming Uppity Blacks for Flagging Sales by James Schlarmann
Sports October 23, 2017 October 23, 2017 Cop Stops Beating Black Man Long Enough to Agree With Trump That NFL Players Are Disrespectful Jerks by James Schlarmann
Sports October 18, 2017 October 18, 2017 Trump Demands Congress Strip NFL and Its Players of First Amendment Rights by James Schlarmann
