WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, in an Oval Office signing ceremony attended by American Christian luminaries like David Duke and the Westboro Baptist Church, President Donald Trump ordered the word Hanukkah to be given one more […]
RED STICK, ALABAMA — At a campaign stop in a small town just a day before he finds out if he’ll be Alabama’s next representative in the U.S. Senate, Judge Roy Moore expressed regret about […]
“We talk English here in America.” […]
“Frankly, we thought it would be an insult to both garbage and people if we didn’t give this one to Trump.” […]
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Jethro Bohiggins is an unabashed, self-described “lover and worshiper of the Almighty.” When he says “almighty,” the popular right-wing podcaster and YouTuber means free market capitalism. Bohiggins used to think […]
“Have they never heard of heritage?” […]
“I consider myself the Beatles of presidents, you know.” […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The nation’s capital is abuzz with rampant rumor and speculation after an explosive new email leaked from somewhere within the Department of Justice. The email’s release forced Attorney General Jeff Sessions to […]
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