WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning a congressional Republican told reporters he planned to petition Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-WI) to open a full congressional inquiry into the fire that broke out at Trump […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) told reporters today that the majority of his conference will be undergoing a special surgery procedure to have new, more robust spinal columns added to their […]
WASHINGTON D.C. — The federal government is in the middle of its first shutdown during a time in which one party holds control of all three branches ever. Exactly a year to the day after […]
“He can in fact not only win the Electoral College and replace Jeff Sessions. He can also kick out any member of the Senate he wants.” […]
RED STICK, ALABAMA — At a campaign stop in a small town just a day before he finds out if he’ll be Alabama’s next representative in the U.S. Senate, Judge Roy Moore expressed regret about […]
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing activist and podcaster Jethro Bohiggins has never voted for a Democrat for any office. He is a lifelong, card carrying member of the Republican Party. “And I do mean […]
“There’s all kinds of things I just can’t wait to never afford like food, medicine, and housing.” […]
“I can just blame him for everything Trump screws up.” […]
“If he’s gonna go around endorsing perverts, I wanted to get in line.” […]
HOBART, ARKANSAS — Back in high school, Clem O’Connell was not a top student, nor was he at the bottom of his class. Now the co-host and founder of one of the right’s more popular […]
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