Ratcliffe Confirmed as Director of National Unintelligence

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just hours ago, Congressman John Ratcliffe of Texas received the most ...

Biden Commits to Unveiling Trump Presidential Portrait in Nearby Landfill

Former Vice President Joe Biden announced today that if he wins the election this ...

Obama Gives Biden Access Codes for FEMA Camps and Stockpile of Confiscated Guns

SECRET SHARIA DUNGEON, THE LITERAL HELL — During their weekly ritualistic sacrifice of a ...

White House Admits It’s Been Feeding Trump Cheeseburgers and Calling Them Hydroxychloroquine

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on the American people. ...

Paramount Sues Space Force for Trademark Infringement

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the Space Force, alleging ...

Trump Says “Obamagate” Used to Be Called ‘Being Black’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — What, exactly, is “Obamagate?” To be sure, it’s something that King ...