Politics

Greene: No School Ever Closed Down ‘Because of Spontaneous Combustion’

News

Santa Updates 2021 Naughty List Infractions to Include “Inciting or Participating in a Coup”

Politics

Dr. Oz Hopeful Republican Voters Still Like Electing Snake Oil Peddling Douchebags

Politics

BOMBSHELL: Donald Trump Tested Positive for Stupidity Hours Before 2020 Debate

Lifestyle

Biden Signs Presidential Declaration Stating “All Holidays Matter”

Medicine

Fauci: “Cruz Has the Same Punchablefaceitis That Rand Paul’s Neighbor Diagnosed Him With”

Editorial

Dear Libs: Stop Shaming Morons Who Take Livestock Drugs Instead of a Free Vaccine

Politics

Manchin Joins The Might-As-Well-Be-A-Republican Party

Politics

GOP Congressman Glad Trump Left All the Kids in Cages So He Can Blame Them on Biden Now

Politics

Trump: “When You Look At Countries Called The United States, We’re Doing the Best”

Sports

Sha’Carri Richardson Suspended After Testing Positive for Snack Enhancing Drug

Sports

Man Who Can’t Compete in Any Athletic Setting Wants to Talk to You About Trans Athletes

Sports

Ann Coulter Still Hopes to Win Triple Crown Next Year