Obama Appears on Fox News Opposing Masks

Today, former President Barack Obama appeared on Fox News and urged viewers not to ...

Trump Relinquishes Presidential Responsibilities in Democrat-Run Cities

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a press conference today, President Donald Trump officially relinquished all ...

TikTok Changes Name to COVID-19 So Trump Will Leave Them Alone

CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA — In an effort to fend off a regulatory slap and ...

ISIS Offers NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Interim Position

SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA — This morning, the New York Attorney General announced that her ...

Biden Campaign Asks Jonathan Swan to Debate Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Joe Biden 2020 campaign has reportedly reached out to Axios ...

Absolute Moron Makes Up Shit About Mail-In Voting

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A bloviating, mentally deteriorating, egomaniacal, white collar criminal — who also ...

Trump Asks Barr If Democrats Can Be Stripped of Their Citizenship

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Poll after poll is starting to paint a grim, dismal picture ...

Fauci Reminds Jim Jordan to Wear a Mask and Socially Distance When Ignoring Sexual Abuse

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During one exchange between Dr. Anthony Fauci and Congressman Jim Jordan ...