Why Won’t Joe Biden Agree to a Full Body Cavity Search Before Tonight’s Debate?

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Biden: “I Know Watching People Piss Might Be His Thing, But I Won’t Be Taking Trump’s Drug Test”

DELAWARE — President Donald Trump really, really, really wants former Vice President Joe Biden to take ...

In 2017, Trump Spent $750 in Taxes, and $750,000 in Big Macs

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Trump Issues The Constipation Proclamation

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In 1862, as the country fought in pitched battle during the ...

Romney’s Got Binders Full of Excuses for Being a Partisan Cocksock

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump appeared to get his wish — ...

Cruz: “The Biden Rule Only Applies to Black Democrat Presidents”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — If one goes looking for the so-called “Biden Rule” in the ...