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Jeff Sessions Promises Alabama He’s Still Racist and Mostly Enjoys The Taste of Trump’s...

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BEDFORD FORREST, ALABAMA -- Former Attorney General and Confederate monument model Jeff Sessions held one of Alabama's two seats in the U.S. Senate for...

God: ‘Someone Tell Jeff Sessions To Stop Using Me To Justify Being an Evil,...

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KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- When Larry "God" Schumway strode to the podium in front of the famous pearly gates that adorn the entrance...

Jeff Sessions Says He’s Not Surprised ‘That Long Haired, Loony Liberal John Boehner’ Joined...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, it was announced that former Speaker of the House John Boehner would be joining the advisory board of Acreage...

Merck Developing Special Reverse-Roofie For Jeff Sessions’ Experimental Memory Treatment

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"Mr. Sessions seems to suffer from a very acute case of PMCRS, or Politically Motivated Can't Remember Shit."

Company Announces New Jeff Sessions Racist Elf On A Shelf Just In Time For...

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Creatively Classic Activities and Books (CCA & B, LLC) issued a press released today to officially launch a new addition to their popular "Elf...

California Medical Marijuana Grower Releases New Strain Named After Jeff Sessions

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"We are quite excited about what the weed community will think of it."

Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed to Alleviate Stress of Russia Scandal

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"This Russia shit is really getting to me, man."

Jeff Sessions Admits He’s a Member Of the Keebler Klux Klan

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's capital is abuzz with rampant rumor and speculation after an explosive new email leaked from somewhere within the Department...

Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies

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"I thought I smelled some marijuana, which of course made me angry and I needed to investigate."

Sessions Blasts Bolton: “Some Of Us Were Too Busy Sucking Trump Off To Write...

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SISTERFUHKER, ALABAMA -- Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions is not a fan of John Bolton's upcoming memoir of his time in the Trump administration....