“You know what real fascism is, libtards? I’ll tell you what real fascism is,” William Riccardolldildo told his podcast audience recently. “It’s being against fascism! That’s what Antifa is. Oh sure, people will be all, like, ‘But they’re just standing up to fascists.’ I’m sorry, but that’s fascist! This is America! You have to respect and foster our racism, or YOU’RE un-American!”
Riccardolldildo call himself a “card carrying MAGA” and will not let anyone convince him that Antifa aren’t the “real facsists.” Mr. Riccardolldildo does each one of his podcast’s episodes in his signature MAGA hat. Riccardolldildo is also a member of the Neo-Nazi Party.
“Here’s what the liberal intelligentsia doesn’t want you to know. My hatred of all non-white people is very American, and is protected by our First Amendment,” William insisted. “So if you put yourself in opposition to me? Guess what? You’re the fascist.”
As a member of the Nazi Party, Riccardolldildo says he’s an “expert” on fascism.
“People accuse we Nazis of being fascists all the time, just because we want to violently purge America of non-white people,” Riccardolldildo laughed. “What insanity. The real fascists are the people standing up to our bullying and racist terroristic threats!”
During the Trump presidency, William often advocated for throwing people who were “mean or overly critical,” in his words, to the former president in jail.
“Why shouldn’t someone spend their life in Gitmo for hurting our Dear President’s feelings,” William asked rhetorically once. “Quite honestly, I think there should be a jail for anyone who teaches critical race theory, insults our president, or makes us white folk feel bad in any way, shape or form.”
During a podcast episode last week, William interviewed far-right alleged journalist Andy Ngo. Riccardolldildo and Ngo had a long discussion about the fascism of Antifa. Both agreed with each other — Antifa really are the fascists.
“Oh yeah, 100%. It’s not the people who make jokes about throwing libtards out of helicopters, or the people running over protesters in their cars because they’re sad about taking down monuments to racist confederates who are fascists,” Ngo agreed. “It’s the people who are standing up to fascism. Sure, I’m a liar, but that doesn’t mean I’m not right about Antifa, does it?
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