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President Obama Announces He’s Spending Thanksgiving “Not Giving A Fuck” On Pacific Island
"There’s just so much going on in the world today, and it’s nice just ...
White House Announces Donald Jr. As Turkey To Be Pardoned
THE WHITE HOUSE — Speaking to reporters earlier today about the arrangements for this ...
House Republicans Place Massive Wheelchair Order To Help Its Caucus Members Who Shoot Themselves In The Foot
WASHINGTON DC — In an announcement made at the Republican National Committee headquarters in ...
Trump Tweets: Women “Ungrateful” To Him For Making Their Health A “Huge Talking Point”
THE WHITE HOUSE — In an early morning potty session today, President Donald Trump ...
Elton John And Donald Trump To Release Collaboration Of Their Greatest Hits In Time For Christmas
"This will be the most popular album ever released."
Trump Set To Tap Putin As New Special Prosecutor In Russia Investigation
AIR FORCE ONE — Time to relax after two days of work covering the ...
Trump Announces He’s Going as Mid-Level, Truly Hilarious and Handsome Comedian for Halloween
"Can’t you let him have his fun? He has been looking forward to this ...
Residents of Wisconsin Asked to Choose Respectful Halloween Costumes
MADISON, WISCONSIN — As pumpkins are carved, lanterns are lit and children showed videos ...
‘Kellyanne, What Language Do They Speak in Argentina?’ asks Trump as Charges Announced in Mueller Probe
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Marking a major day in the ongoing investigation into the Trump ...
‘Cảm ơn bạn Ông Orange Man’ says Vietnam as Trump Announces New Line of ‘AUTOGRAPH’ ties.
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