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Pence Already Backed Out of Debating With Harris, Because He Can’t Be On Stage With a Woman Who Isn’t His Wife
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Mike Pence has already announced that he will not ...
Obama Appears on Fox News Opposing Masks
Today, former President Barack Obama appeared on Fox News and urged viewers not to ...
Trump Relinquishes Presidential Responsibilities in Democrat-Run Cities
WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a press conference today, President Donald Trump officially relinquished all ...
TikTok Changes Name to COVID-19 So Trump Will Leave Them Alone
CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA — In an effort to fend off a regulatory slap and ...
ISIS Offers NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Interim Position
SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA — This morning, the New York Attorney General announced that her ...
Trump Campaign Launches TikiTok Video App for White Nationalist Supporters
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Whether or not President Donald Trump has the legal authority to ...
Biden Campaign Asks Jonathan Swan to Debate Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Joe Biden 2020 campaign has reportedly reached out to Axios ...
Absolute Moron Makes Up Shit About Mail-In Voting
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A bloviating, mentally deteriorating, egomaniacal, white collar criminal — who also ...
Trump Asks Barr If Democrats Can Be Stripped of Their Citizenship
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Poll after poll is starting to paint a grim, dismal picture ...
Fauci Reminds Jim Jordan to Wear a Mask and Socially Distance When Ignoring Sexual Abuse
WASHINGTON, D.C. — During one exchange between Dr. Anthony Fauci and Congressman Jim Jordan ...
