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Gohmert Asks If Earth’s Orbit Can Be Changed If He Gets Out and Pushes

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Greene: “It’s a Waste of Time to Investigate Why Antifa Dressed as MAGA and Stormed the Capitol”

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Don Jr Says The Current President Calls Him Just as Much as the Previous President

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Gohmert Asks If Earth’s Orbit Can Be Changed If He Gets Out and Pushes

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Greene: “It’s a Waste of Time to Investigate Why Antifa Dressed as MAGA and Stormed the Capitol”

Parenting

Don Jr Says The Current President Calls Him Just as Much as the Previous President

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Senate Minority Leader Joe Manchin Still Hopeful for Bipartisan Agreement With His Own Party

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