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Trump Administration Will Start Giving Biden Transition Team Covfefe Briefings
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though he seems intent on never technically conceding that he lost, ...
Despondent Sean Hannity Can’t Believe the Confederacy Is Without a President Again
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — There are millions of Trump supporters all across America ...
Obama Reminds Biden White House Trash Day is Tuesday
UNDISCLOSED SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA — Former President Barack Obama worked with President-elect ...
DeVos Trying to Teach Trump How to Read and Write So He Can Write His Presidential Memoir
WASHINGTON, D.C. — He hasn’t given up on stealing the election and overturning the ...
Hair Dye Company “Just For Bridge Trolls” Signs Giuliani to Spokesmodel Contract
It was quite the scene, and when it was all said and done, President ...
Impeached Sore Loser Continues to Pout Like a Bitch
WASHINGTON, D.C. — More than two weeks ago, the country decided to fire Donald ...
Tucker Carlson Asks When Joe Biden Will Take Responsibility for The People Trump Let Die From Covid
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Fox News host Tucker Carlson spent time during his ...
James O’Queef Claims to Have Eyewitness Who Saw 3.2 Trillion Trump Votes Launched Into Space
FUKWHIT, NEW YORK — James O’Queef III and his Project Bullshitas have been attempting ...
Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself “Actual” Winner of 2020 Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the time on his first and only presidential term running ...
Disappointed Stephen Miller Finds Out the Klan Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, soon to be former White House senior adviser Stephen ...
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