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Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado,
James
cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you
want to pay him money
, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions.
James
' satire is also found on:
Alternative Facts,
Alternative Science
,
The Political Garbage Chute,
The Pastiche Post,
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Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.
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Latest Posts
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Matt Gaetz Won’t Be Subway’s New Spokesperson After All
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Jesus Says It’s Okay to Pray That Trump Dies Before 2024
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Pence’s Publisher Tells Him He Can’t Record Audiobook Until He Removes His Lips From Trump’s Anus
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