James Schlarmann

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D’Souza’s Documentary Claims 6 Trillion People Stuffed Ballots With Obama’s Birth Certificate

Right-wing media commentator, convicted felon, and manure magnate Dinesh D'Souza has a new documentary, and in it he claims to have evidence that more than six trillion "illegal Mexicans and illegal Meixcan-ish looking people" were hired by George Soros and Barack Obama to tamper...

Madison Cawthorn’s Kink Is Brazen, Shameless Hypocrisy and Self-Loathing

A new video has leaked online that reportedly shows freshman Congressman Madison Cawthorn (Q-NC) engaged in sexual activity with another man. Because scientists have long since proven that watching Republicans engage in sex acts can cause irreparable brain damage, we have elected not to link...
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CNN+’s Failure Proves Liberalism is in Decline, and That’s What I’ll Post on Truth Social

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I Sold Tucker The Butt Dildo He Needs to Get Hard. He Didn’t Seem Worried About Masculinity.

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Bill Maher is So Sick and Tired of Millennial Liberals He May Stop Trying to Fuck Them One Day

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A Complete List of Republican Interns Who Will No Longer Get Abortions After SCOTUS Shreds Roe

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