James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Romney’s Got Binders Full of Excuses for Being a Partisan Cocksock

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Cruz: “The Biden Rule Only Applies to Black Democrat Presidents”

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Barr Suggests Charging People Who Vote for Biden With Sedition

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Idiot Wants Moron to Moderate Debate With Biden

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Tom Cotton Can’t Wait to Be All Up Inside Your Pussies, America

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