James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Trump Warns of Biden’s ‘Reckless Competency and Foolish Planning’

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Antifa Corporate HQ Endorses Joe Biden for President

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MAGA and ISIS Begin Terrorist Exchange Program

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Trump Jr Wonders If Biden Can Snort a 3AM Adderall Bump in an Emergency

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Jacob Blake’s Back Feels Really Bad for Rand Paul’s Ego

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