James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Trump To House Children Of Illegal Immigrants In New Kinder Koncentration Kamps

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Kelly Sadler In Consideration To Be 2019 White House Correspondents Dinner Comedian

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Trump Voter Pretty Sure John Kelly Would Have Him Deported If He Wasn’t From Tennessee

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The Alternative Facts of Trump’s First State Dinner (VIDEO)

While on the campaign trail, candidate Donald Trump said a lot of things. As ...