James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Trump Supporter Wants More Libtarded Hollyweird Celebs To Give Opinions On Politics Like Kanye West

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Trump Demands Comey Release Picture Book Edition Of New Tell-All “A Higher Loyalty”

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House Republican Wants Congressional Inquiry Into Whether Hillary ‘Did a Benghazi’ On Trump Tower

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Trump Says National Guard Needed To Protect The Border To Stop Taco Bell’s Invasion Of America

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Ted Nugent Credits Clean Lifestyle, Being Total Raging Asshole For Out Living Contemporaries

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