James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

A Complete List Of Every President Sued By A Porn Star

This week, adult film star Stormy Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Crawford, filed ...

Report: Melania Trump Entered Country On “Bride of Frankenstein” Visa

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Because of his administration’s focus on immigration, President Donald Trump’s proclivity ...

Trump Says He’ll Enact Russian Sanctions As Soon As The Kremlin Gives Him Permission

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In July of 2017 the United States Congress sent economic sanctions ...

Trump Supporter To Take Pipe Bombs, Shoulder-Fired RPG To Vatican For Pope’s Blessing

HOBART, ARKANSAS — Clem O’Connell bills himself as “the biggest Second Amendment defender west ...

Dana Loesch: ‘Children Should Be Shot At, But Not Heard’

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — This morning, NRA spokesterrorist Dana Loesch gave an interview to a ...

A Statement On Cowardice From President Donald Trump’s Bone Spurs

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC — the Conservative ...