James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Trump Voter Pretty Sure John Kelly Would Have Him Deported If He Wasn’t From Tennessee

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Ardent Trump supporter Jethro Bohiggins told his friends and ...

The Alternative Facts of Trump’s First State Dinner (VIDEO)

While on the campaign trail, candidate Donald Trump said a lot of things. As ...

Trump Supporter Wants More Libtarded Hollyweird Celebs To Give Opinions On Politics Like Kanye West

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and YouTube personality Jethro Bohiggins has repeatedly ...

Trump Demands Comey Release Picture Book Edition Of New Tell-All “A Higher Loyalty”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump lashed out on Twitter at former FBI Director ...