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ABC Town Hall Unfairly Ambushes Dear President With Questions from American Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last night, ABC hosted a town hall discussion with President Donald John Trump, ...
Trump Condemns Antifa Propaganda Like “Saving Private Ryan,” “Inglourious Basterds,” and “Indiana Jones”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Trump continued his administration’s all-out blitz on AntiFa, a ...
Paramount Sues Space Force for Trademark Infringement
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the Space Force, alleging ...
Screeching, Racist Broom Handle In A Blonde Wig Will Fill In While Tomi Lahren is on Self-Qurantine
LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA — Fox News has announced that one of their ...
Disney Sues to Shut Down Production and Sale of “Baby Dildoda”
ANASLIME, CALIFORNIA — The Walt Disney Company filed paperwork in court today seeking an ...
Militantly Atheist and Anti-Hunting Comedian/Movie Star Really Sick of All Your Celebrity Activism, Hollywood
He’s really into animal rights. He’s so into protecting the rights of animals that ...
Ted Nugent: “If George Lopez Wants to Joke About Killing Presidents, He Has to Mention His Machine Guns”
WASHED-UP HAS BEEN LAKE, MICHIGAN — Comedian George Lopez recently enraged pro-Trump Americans when ...
Lahren: “Non-White Portrayals of Baby Jesus Put You on Santa’s Naughty List”
With just days before Christmas, Fox News contributing racist Tabula Lahren told viewers on ...
Tucker Carlson Opens Up About Rooting for ‘Those Guys With the Smart Uniforms’ In the Indiana Jones Films
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Last night on his Fox News show, host Tucker ...
Burnett and Trump Teaming Up Again on “The Apprentice: Outhouse”
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Before he was the most powerful man in the free world, ...
