Fox News Hires David Dennison as New Programming Director

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — This morning, Fox News announced that it has hired ...

Tomi Lahren: “Everyone Knows Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist muppet Timothy Lahren railed ...

Donald Trump Jr. Asks His Dad Who He Has to Blow to ‘Get a Killer Office Like Ivanka’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Are tensions mounting between America’s Royal Family? Leaks out of the ...

Trump Takes Credit for James Holzhauer’s Winning Streak and Its Conclusion

LONDON, ENGLAND — Word has gotten to President Donald Trump that James Holzhauer has ...

Bablyon Bee Converts to Conservative Christian Mega-Church

LAKE PROPAGANDA, MICHIGAN —  The online satirical publication known as The Babylon Bee has decided ...

Alabama GOP Demands “Arthur” Air Episode Where He Marries His Sister

BAISEURS DE COUSIN EN ARRIÉRE PARISH, ALABAMA — On May 13th, 2019, PBS aired ...

Trump Boasts He Was The Inspiration for the ‘Best’ Star Wars Character

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, throughout the country, fans are celebrating an unofficial “Star Wars ...

InfoWars Subscriber Believes Alex Jones Hired Crisis Actor to Play Alex Jones in Wild Deposition

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and social media influencer Jethro Bohiggins isn’t ...