God Apologizes for His “Sloppy Aim”

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — Larry “God” Schumway issued an urgent press release this ...

Roger Stone Shows Off New Trump Tramp Stamp Prison Tattoo

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Ivanka Had The Most Classy and Elegant Photos Taken For Father’s Day

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Eric Trump: “Face Masks Make American Bald Eagles Cry!”

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Trump Orders Dave Chappelle Arrested for Slaying Candace Owens

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump told reporters this morning that he has directed ...

Trump Supporter Won’t Wear Mask, Seatbelt, or Condom

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Satirist Beginning to Suspect He May Secretly Be a Prophet

Aspiring satirist Johnathon Flake expressed a growing conviction to friends and colleagues today that ...