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Eric Trump: “Face Masks Make American Bald Eagles Cry!”
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Trump Orders Dave Chappelle Arrested for Slaying Candace Owens
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump told reporters this morning that he has directed ...
Trump Supporter Won’t Wear Mask, Seatbelt, or Condom
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — If there is one thing that represents a tyrannical ...
Satirist Beginning to Suspect He May Secretly Be a Prophet
Aspiring satirist Johnathon Flake expressed a growing conviction to friends and colleagues today that ...
Pat Robertson: “Jesus Died For Your Sins. The Least You Can Do Is Die For Trump’s Economy.”
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA — Televangelist Pat Robertson hasn’t done much to hide his support ...
Trump Reassures First Lady Coronavirus Is Not Sexually Transmitted
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This afternoon, the president held a press event in the White ...
Trump Supporter Takes Knee During National Anthem to Protest Coronavirus Lockdown
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Jethro Bohiggins has, by his estimation at least, recorded ...
Pro-Trump Televangelist Wonders if COVID-19 God’s Punishment for Impeaching Trump
HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA — It’s not often that Rev. Bill Millen — a self-described ...
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