Ivanka Had The Most Classy and Elegant Photos Taken For Father’s Day

WASHINGTON. D.C. — Pretty Much First Lady Ivanka Trump reportedly had a series of ...

Eric Trump: “Face Masks Make American Bald Eagles Cry!”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Though America isn’t usually known to be a country ...

Trump Orders Dave Chappelle Arrested for Slaying Candace Owens

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump told reporters this morning that he has directed ...

Trump Supporter Won’t Wear Mask, Seatbelt, or Condom

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — If there is one thing that represents a tyrannical ...

Satirist Beginning to Suspect He May Secretly Be a Prophet

Aspiring satirist Johnathon Flake expressed a growing conviction to friends and colleagues today that ...

Pat Robertson: “Jesus Died For Your Sins. The Least You Can Do Is Die For Trump’s Economy.”

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA — Televangelist Pat Robertson hasn’t done much to hide his support ...

Trump Reassures First Lady Coronavirus Is Not Sexually Transmitted

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This afternoon, the president held a press event in the White ...

Trump Supporter Takes Knee During National Anthem to Protest Coronavirus Lockdown

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Jethro Bohiggins has, by his estimation at least, recorded ...