Roger Stone Shows Off New Trump Tramp Stamp Prison Tattoo

MILHOUSE, FLORIDA — Just outside a diner about fifteen minutes from his home, Roger ...

Trump Orders Dave Chappelle Arrested for Slaying Candace Owens

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump told reporters this morning that he has directed ...

Country’s Largest Turd Seeks Nationwide Toilet Investigation

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The biggest, smelliest, and dumbest fecal-human hybrid in the country wants ...

Trump: Giuliani Went to Ukraine on Orders from President John Barron, Not Him

WASHINGTON, D.C — For many months now, Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s personal lawyer, has ...

Alabama Decriminalizes Rape To Keep More Families Together

PALPATINE FOREST, ALABAMA — In a truly unforeseen turn of events down in the ...

Georgia Newborn Charged With Murder for Absorbing Her Twin Before Birth

RIO CHINGADEROS LOCOS, GEORGIA — Authorities in a small Georgia town are reporting that ...

Tennessee Pro-Life Republicans Want to Outlaw All Sex

THEOCRACY MOUNTAIN, TENNESSEE — In the state of Tennessee, pro-life forces are growing tired ...

Georgia Woman Turns Herself Into Authorities After Miscarrying

PARADIS CHAUVIN COUNTY, GEORGIA — Authorities are confirming at the time of publication that ...

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