Pat Robertson Reminds Christians They’ll Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA — Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning for Christians who ...

Country’s Largest Turd Seeks Nationwide Toilet Investigation

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The biggest, smelliest, and dumbest fecal-human hybrid in the country wants ...

Alabama Pro-Lifers Grant Personhood to Precum

LAKE DORMIR AVEC LEURS COUSINS, ALABAMA — Pro-life Republicans in the State of Alabama ...

Trump: Giuliani Went to Ukraine on Orders from President John Barron, Not Him

WASHINGTON, D.C — For many months now, Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s personal lawyer, has ...

Turkey Passes On Presidential Pardon From Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president ...

Woman Refuses to Apologize for Her Tomi Lahren Halloween Costume

ARROYO FALLS, MICHIGAN — Another Halloween season has come and gone, and not without ...

MAGA Boy Can’t Understand Why President Would Call Impeachment a ‘Good Thing Like Lynching’

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster, YouTube producer, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins is ...

John Bolton Shocked to Find Out John Bolton Has a Moral Compass

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND — Former National Security Adviser John Bolton is reportedly in stable condition ...