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Jesus Christ Reminds Americans Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — This morning, the Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity Inc. ...

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Man Blames Violent RPGs For Inspiring Him To Attack School Full Of Young Wizards

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