ISIS Offers NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Interim Position

SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA — This morning, the New York Attorney General announced that her ...

RBG: “Cancer Can’t Make Me Resign Until It Leaves The White House First”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In 2019, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg underwent three weeks ...

Trump Orders Confederate Flags Lowered to Half-Staff to Honor MAGAs Lost to Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. — His critics have started to take notice that President Donald Trump ...

Trump Also Declares UncleFa a Terrorist Group

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump directed the federal government today to designate another ...

Trump Thought Secret Service Would Take Him Golfing When He Begged to Be Put in Bunker

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Protests against police brutality have erupted all over the country since ...

Trump Demands Twitter Give Alternative Fact-Checks to Democrat Tweets

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump is not pleased at all that Twitter slapped ...

ISIS Claims Responsibility for Coronavirus Quarantine Protests

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — The terrorist organization known as ISIS has released a new video ...