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ISIS Offers NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Interim Position
SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA — This morning, the New York Attorney General announced that her ...
Eric Trump Joins In The Fun: “Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV, Doggy, Kitty, Baby, Rainbow, Money for Kids With Cancer…”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Not wanting to miss out on all the fun ...
RBG: “Cancer Can’t Make Me Resign Until It Leaves The White House First”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In 2019, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg underwent three weeks ...
NYC Offers to Paint “Orange Lies Matter” in Front of Trump Tower Instead
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The City of New York has extended an offer ...
Trump Orders Confederate Flags Lowered to Half-Staff to Honor MAGAs Lost to Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — His critics have started to take notice that President Donald Trump ...
Trump Also Declares UncleFa a Terrorist Group
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump directed the federal government today to designate another ...
Trump Thought Secret Service Would Take Him Golfing When He Begged to Be Put in Bunker
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Protests against police brutality have erupted all over the country since ...
Trump Demands Twitter Give Alternative Fact-Checks to Democrat Tweets
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump is not pleased at all that Twitter slapped ...
ISIS Claims Responsibility for Coronavirus Quarantine Protests
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — The terrorist organization known as ISIS has released a new video ...
Hannity Accuses Fauci of Being Part of ‘Deep State Plot’ to Make Trump ‘Look Bad By Saving Lives’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — On his radio show this morning, Fox News host ...
