CDC Adds “Giant Orange Douchebag,” “GFY,” and “No” To Their Official Lexicon

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This weekend, word broke that the Health and Human Services department ...

Report: Karen Pence Has A Pulse, Her Vision, And Her Ears Work Well Enough

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Any previous media reports that doubted the health of the Second ...

Trump Calls Hillary And Asks If She’d Like To Be President After All

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During an already tense and tumultuous day for the White House, ...

White House Announces Donald Jr. As Turkey To Be Pardoned

THE WHITE HOUSE — Speaking to reporters earlier today about the arrangements for this ...