Trump Orders Washington Nats and Their Fans Deported ‘Back to Maple Mexico’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Immediately upon returning back to the White House from the Washington ...

Hillary Clinton Circling Gaetz’ Congressional Office Shouting, “Lock Him Up!”

LAKE STUPEDASS, FLORIDA — Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has reportedly been ...

Trump Accuses Democrats of Trying to Steal an Election By Getting More Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the battle over impeachment rages on, President Donald Trump has ...

Insufferable, Sweaty, Lying Idiot Holds Minnesota’s Largest Klan Rally

Officials from Minnesota are confirming this morning that last night an insufferable, sweaty, lying ...

Trump Defends Abandoning Kurds Because They Didn’t Help The U.S. in Revolutionary War

WASHINGTON, D.C. — To say that President Donald Trump’s presidency is in peril would ...

Poll: Majority Think President Trump Pulling Out 41 Years Too Late

A new snap poll, conducted by polling company We Poll You So Hard, indicates that the ...

Obnoxious Liar Stands Next to President of Finland and Screams Conspiracy Theories at Reporters

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An obnoxious, lying reality-TV conman and trust fund racist spent about ...

Ivanka Admits to Being White House Thistle Blower

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite the best efforts of The Failing New York Times, the full and ...

President Wants Pizza Delivery Driver Who Forgot His Cheese and Peppers Arrested for Treason

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The most powerful alleged billionaire and white collar criminal in the ...

Exclusive Investigation: Is the President a Complete Moron?

While the attention of most of the media outlets in America over the next ...