Party of Lincoln Outraged People Keep Pulling Down Statues of His Enemies

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Most every American can name its 16th president. That’s because he ...

DNC Encourages Trump Supporters to Boycott Elections With Mail-in Ballots

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democratic National Committee is urging Trump supporters who don’t feel ...

Trump Claims Support of the Silent But Deadly Majority

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It might be hard for Americans to believe, but President Donald ...

Mike Pence Grateful Trump Can’t Fire Him Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just before noon today, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly heaved the ...

CEO of Antifa, Inc. Admits Buffalo Franchise Has Been Recruiting From Nursing Homes

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Booker, Harris Holding Up Federal Anti-Neighbor Ass Beating Law

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Legislation aimed at curbing the incidence of one neighbor beating up ...

2003 Republicans Want U.S. Military to Liberate U.S. From 2020 Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A delegation of elected Republicans from the year 2003 appeared on ...