Trump Issues The Constipation Proclamation

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In 1862, as the country fought in pitched battle during the ...

Romney’s Got Binders Full of Excuses for Being a Partisan Cocksock

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump appeared to get his wish — ...

Cruz: “The Biden Rule Only Applies to Black Democrat Presidents”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — If one goes looking for the so-called “Biden Rule” in the ...

Barr Suggests Charging People Who Vote for Biden With Sedition

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the history of the United States, very, very few people ...

Idiot Wants Moron to Moderate Debate With Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The 2020 presidential election is just over 50 days away, and ...

Tom Cotton Can’t Wait to Be All Up Inside Your Pussies, America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Maybe it won’t happen. In order for it to happen, not ...