Nation Devastated to Find Out McConnell Will Probably Recover From Fall

Over the weekend, news broke that Senate Majority Leader and Satan’s Best Friend Mitch ...

Trump Campaign to Hold Amazon Kindle Burning

WASHINGTON, D.C.  — The President Trump re-election campaign has announced that they will be ...

McConnell Assures Public He’ll Secure 2020 Election Just as Soon as Putin Says He Can

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, perhaps feeling public pressure after leading ...