Trump Threatens to Send Statue of Liberty Back Where She Came From

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Statue of Liberty could be packed up and shipped back ...

Man Chanting ‘Send Her Back’ Can’t Locate His Home State on a Map

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Last night, right-wing podcaster, commentator, and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins ...

Tennessee Gov. Signs Proclamation Celebrating Racism

NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE — Earlier this week, Tennessee governor Bill Lee (R) has signed a ...

Congresswoman Suggests Trump ‘Go Back to the Overflowing Toilet’ He Came From

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) was stopped on her way to the ...

Trump 2020 Ad Uses Stock Footage of 1930’s Germans to Represent MAGA Supporters

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump 2020 Campaign admitted today that they resorted to using ...

Ross Perot Nudges George H.W. Bush Out of Line for Heavenly Buffet

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — Sources close to the situation say that tensions have ...

Obama Still Secretly Questions Trump’s Human Birth Certificate

A BUNKER DEEP BELOW SOROS-NET, INC. — Secretly recorded meetings between former President Barack ...

Trump Blames 4th of July Rain on ‘Bob Mueller’s Team of Angry Democrats’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Donald Trump got his wish and the nation’s capital ...

President Trump Hopes Americans Appreciate How Hard Sucking Your Own D*ck In Front of Tanks Really Is

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump is, according to one senior staffer, “anxious, nervous, and ...