Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Facebook and Twitter Make Him Look Attractive and Competent

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump proved his small-government, traditionally conservative values today when ...

White House Admits It’s Been Feeding Trump Cheeseburgers and Calling Them Hydroxychloroquine

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on the American people. ...

Trump Launches Operation Ludicrous Speed to Develop Wind Cancer Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While the world waits and hopes for a COVID-19 vaccine to ...

President Worries Never-Trumpers Are Dying of COVID-19 to Make Him ‘Look Bad’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At the time of publication, the United States has suffered 83, ...

Coronavirus Worries About Its Exposure to Stephen Miller

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the country wakes up and reads more and more reports ...

President Promises Americans ‘The Trump Steak of Coronavirus Vaccines’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump told the American people today that they ...

Lindsey Graham Doesn’t Think Senate Should Return Until He Can Fit His Mask Over Trump’s Nuts

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) can be counted among the elected Republicans ...