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White House Admits It’s Been Feeding Trump Cheeseburgers and Calling Them Hydroxychloroquine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on the American people. ...
Trump Launches Operation Ludicrous Speed to Develop Wind Cancer Vaccine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While the world waits and hopes for a COVID-19 vaccine to ...
President Worries Never-Trumpers Are Dying of COVID-19 to Make Him ‘Look Bad’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — At the time of publication, the United States has suffered 83, ...
Nation Devastated to Learn Trump Officials Will Likely Recover from Coronavirus Infections
All across the United States, Americans are finding out that the executive branch of ...
Coronavirus Worries About Its Exposure to Stephen Miller
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the country wakes up and reads more and more reports ...
President Promises Americans ‘The Trump Steak of Coronavirus Vaccines’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump told the American people today that they ...
Lindsey Graham Doesn’t Think Senate Should Return Until He Can Fit His Mask Over Trump’s Nuts
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) can be counted among the elected Republicans ...
Eric Trump’s Family Spent Four Hours Explaining Why He Can’t Inject Himself With Lysol Wipes
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — This weekend, the Trump family held a Zoom video ...
Trump Supporter Not Sure He Has Enough Bleach for Robes AND COVID-19 Vaccine
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins makes no qualms ...
Trump Supporter’s Veins Feel Clean and COVID-Free Right Before He Dies
LAISOLE VALLEY, ARKANSAS — Doctors attending to his final moments say that Hoss Huckleberry, ...
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