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Obama Appears on Fox News Opposing Masks
Today, former President Barack Obama appeared on Fox News and urged viewers not to ...
Poll: Majority of Americans Rooting for COVID-19
The office of Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Crackfiendastan) announced today that he has tested positive ...
White House Admits It Fed Trump Cheeseburgers and Called Them Hydroxychloroquine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on the American people. ...
Pence: “We Flattened the Curve. We Saved Lives. Iraq had WMD. 2+2=Ketchup.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a press conference last week, Vice President Mike Pence caused ...
To End Abortion, President Trump Bans Pregnancy Tests
WASHINGTON, D.C. — One of President Trump’s most loyal bases of support comes from ...
Trump Asks If Anyone’s Thought to Cure Cancer By Not Screening for Cancer
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s not really a secret that President Donald Trump’s administration is ...
Trump Wants Research Into Whether AIDS Vaccine Also Cures Windmill Cancer
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While the world is still celebrating his announcement of an AIDS ...
Mike Pence: “If You Close Your Eyes to Pray, The COVID Goes Away”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Mike Pence told the American people today that if ...
White House Admits It’s Been Feeding Trump Cheeseburgers and Calling Them Hydroxychloroquine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on the American people. ...
Trump Launches Operation Ludicrous Speed to Develop Wind Cancer Vaccine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While the world waits and hopes for a COVID-19 vaccine to ...
