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Alex Jones Says Trump Administration Can Use Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect Americans
CABEZA MIERDA SPRINGS, TEXAS — Far-right shock jock Alex Jones went off on quite ...
President David Dennison Mocks Mitt Romney for Having a Secret “Pierre Delecto” Twitter Account
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President David Dennison, relaxing in the Oval Office with a Diet ...
Bigoted Woman Tired of Being Called a Bigot for Supporting a Bigoted President
LA CARNE SACO LLENO DE MIERDA, ARIZONA — Radio personality June Bauer is sick ...
Trump Says He Regrets Every Abortion He Paid For and Not Paying For Don Jr’s
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC — the Conservative ...
Man Who Can’t Find Woman Willing To Sleep With Him Gives Opinions on Abortion Anyway
COUSIN LOVERS, MISSOURI — Jason Hubbard is a described “free market capitalist” with a ...
Trump Blames Weekend Missile Warning Scare On President Of Hawaii’s Incompetence
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This past weekend, residents in Hawaii were treated to quite a ...
Trump Wants Rogue Twitter Employee Deemed Enemy Combatant and Sent to Gitmo
"This is worse than even an uppity urban taking a knee during the National ...
