White House Admits It Fed Trump Cheeseburgers and Called Them Hydroxychloroquine

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on the American people. ...

RBG: “Cancer Can’t Make Me Resign Until It Leaves The White House First”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In 2019, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg underwent three weeks ...

President Will Distribute Copies of Mary Trump’s Book at Future MAGA Rallies

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump cannot be all that thrilled about his niece ...

Poll Indicates Majority of Americans Wish Trump’s Mom Had Been Pro-Choice

As the election draws closer, there’s little doubt that President Donald Trump believes he’s ...

Twitter Will Start Slapping “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Warning on Trump Tweets

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time ...

DNC Announces First Presidential Debate Between Donald Trump and Chris Wallace

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democratic National Committee has announced the first presidential debate of ...

White House Urges Americans to Perform Nightly Under-Bed Antifa Checks

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With so many challenges already facing Americans these days, the Donald ...

White House: Hospitals Must Send COVID-19 Data to Trump’s AOL Account

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to a new presidential edict signed just this morning, hospitals ...

Incoherent Idiot Wastes Hour of Everyone’s Life Reminding Them Why They Should Vote for Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a nearly hour-long, oftentimes rambling, mostly incoherent rant, a massive ...