Coronavirus Worries About Its Exposure to Stephen Miller

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the country wakes up and reads more and more reports ...

Pat Robertson: “Jesus Died For Your Sins. The Least You Can Do Is Die For Trump’s Economy.”

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA — Televangelist Pat Robertson hasn’t done much to hide his support ...

President Promises Americans ‘The Trump Steak of Coronavirus Vaccines’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump told the American people today that they ...

ISIS Claims Responsibility for Coronavirus Quarantine Protests

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — The terrorist organization known as ISIS has released a new video ...

Lincoln’s Ghost Offers to Take Trump on Tour of Ford’s Theater

WASHINGTON, D.C. — When President Donald J. Trump told Fox News host Martha MacCallum ...

Armed Protesters Demand Their Right to Domestic Terrorism for Haircuts

DERP CITY, MICHIGAN — Dozens of armed mouth-breathers stormed a local government office this ...

Trump Campaign Sells Out $500 Candles That Smell Like President’s Butthole

WASHINGTON, D.C.  — The Trump 2020 Re-Election campaign announced this weekend that they have ...