Roger Stone Wants Conjugal Visits With Trump’s Ass

WASHINGTON, D.C — Last month, Federal District Judge Amy Berman Jackson sentenced Roger Stone, ...

Lindsey Graham Doesn’t Think Senate Should Return Until He Can Fit His Mask Over Trump’s Nuts

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) can be counted among the elected Republicans ...

Trump Reassures First Lady Coronavirus Is Not Sexually Transmitted

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This afternoon, the president held a press event in the White ...

Trump Supporter Not Sure He Has Enough Bleach for Robes AND COVID-19 Vaccine

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins makes no qualms ...

Trump Supporter’s Veins Feel Clean and COVID-Free Right Before He Dies

LAISOLE VALLEY, ARKANSAS — Doctors attending to his final moments say that Hoss Huckleberry, ...

Trump Supporter Takes Knee During National Anthem to Protest Coronavirus Lockdown

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Jethro Bohiggins has, by his estimation at least, recorded ...

Fat Fuck Attention Whore: “Thousands of People Dying Don’t Hurt My Fabulous TV Ratings!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, America’s most powerful elected twatwaffle held yet another klanpaign rally ...

Trump Boys Mortuaries Opens Across America’s Heartland

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Never shy about a business venture opportunity, the presidents’ ...

Donald Trump Jr: “Americans Need to Go Back to Pretending to Work Like Me”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The president’s third most intelligent son indicated today that ...