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Trump Sends Navy to Atlantis to Investigate Evidence of Q-Anon

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has directed the Secretary of the Navy to ...

Trump Wants Pledge Changed to “One Nation, Under Q”

WASHINGTON, D.C. —  It’s long been wondered just how much of President Donald Trump’s ...

Eric Trump Slashes All the Goodyear Tires on Daddy’s Presidential Limo

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities at this hour are confirming that all four tires on ...

Retreating to Familiar Territory, Trump Demands Biden’s Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump, before he was elected to the highest office ...

Trump Demands Secret Service Arrest Michelle Obama For “Verbally Beating the Living Shit” Out of Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last night, the most surreal and unprecedented Democratic National Convention in ...

Trump Presses Thighland’s President for Dirt on Kamala Harris

WASHINGTON, D.C. — He’s calling it another one of his “perfect phone calls,” but ...

Trump Relinquishes Presidential Responsibilities in Democrat-Run Cities

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a press conference today, President Donald Trump officially relinquished all ...

TikTok Changes Name to COVID-19 So Trump Will Leave Them Alone

CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA — In an effort to fend off a regulatory slap and ...