Tag: Alabama

Alabama Teen Sent to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Babies In Her Eye

COU-ROUGE COUSIN SEXE PARISH, ALABAMA — Doctors and attending staff in the urgent care ...

Alabama Pro-Lifers Grant Personhood to Precum

LAKE DORMIR AVEC LEURS COUSINS, ALABAMA — Pro-life Republicans in the State of Alabama ...

Jeff Sessions Promises Alabama He’s Still Racist and Mostly Enjoys The Taste of Trump’s Dick

BEDFORD FORREST, ALABAMA — Former Attorney General and Confederate monument model Jeff Sessions held ...

Trump Hereby Orders Every State to Change Its Name to “Alabama”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The other 49 states in the union have exactly one week ...

Alabama Republicans Hold Citizenship Ceremony for ‘Fetal Americans’

INBRED MOUNTAIN, ALABAMA — Republicans in Alabama held a special ceremony this morning that ...

Alabama Decriminalizes Rape To Keep More Families Together

PALPATINE FOREST, ALABAMA — In a truly unforeseen turn of events down in the ...

Alabama Democrats Want a 72-Hour Waiting Period on Incestuous Sex

FORT COQ DU CHAMPIGNON VÉNÉNEUX, ALABAMA — In response to Republicans in their state ...

Study Shows 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely ...

Alabama Rape Victim Uses Legally Obtained AR-15 to Perform Own Abortion

LAGO DEL DESESPERACIÓN, ALABAMA — In March, 28 year old nurse and Alabama resident Jane ...