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Alabama Teen Sent to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Babies In Her Eye
COU-ROUGE COUSIN SEXE PARISH, ALABAMA — Doctors and attending staff in the urgent care ...
Alabama Pro-Lifers Grant Personhood to Precum
LAKE DORMIR AVEC LEURS COUSINS, ALABAMA — Pro-life Republicans in the State of Alabama ...
Jeff Sessions Promises Alabama He’s Still Racist and Mostly Enjoys The Taste of Trump’s Dick
BEDFORD FORREST, ALABAMA — Former Attorney General and Confederate monument model Jeff Sessions held ...
Trump Hereby Orders Every State to Change Its Name to “Alabama”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The other 49 states in the union have exactly one week ...
Poll Says Majority of Americans Approve of Aborting Alabama, Missouri, Georgia, and Ohio
Back in May, four red states adopted new, extremely harsh bans on abortion within ...
Alabama Republicans Hold Citizenship Ceremony for ‘Fetal Americans’
INBRED MOUNTAIN, ALABAMA — Republicans in Alabama held a special ceremony this morning that ...
Alabama Decriminalizes Rape To Keep More Families Together
PALPATINE FOREST, ALABAMA — In a truly unforeseen turn of events down in the ...
Alabama Democrats Want a 72-Hour Waiting Period on Incestuous Sex
FORT COQ DU CHAMPIGNON VÉNÉNEUX, ALABAMA — In response to Republicans in their state ...
Study Shows 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business
Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely ...
Alabama Rape Victim Uses Legally Obtained AR-15 to Perform Own Abortion
LAGO DEL DESESPERACIÓN, ALABAMA — In March, 28 year old nurse and Alabama resident Jane ...
