Tag: Amazon

Trump Campaign to Hold Amazon Kindle Burning

WASHINGTON, D.C.  — The President Trump re-election campaign has announced that they will be ...

Fuming Bezos Threatens Hostile Takeover of Offensive Crayons Over Amazon Day Buttplug Protest

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is reportedly “livid beyond all recognition” and ...

Amazon Starts Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries in Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, Missouri

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON — Scientific and news outlet Alternative Science reported recently that retail monolith ...