Tag: AntiFa

Antifa Corporate HQ Endorses Joe Biden for President

CUCKTOWN, COMMIEFORNIA — With far less than a hundred days before the general election ...

Palpatine Blames ‘AntiSith Anarchists’ for Use of Death Star on Alderaan

CORUSCANT — In an emergency address, Emperor Sheev Palpatine confirmed that the Death Star’s ...

White House Urges Americans to Perform Nightly Under-Bed Antifa Checks

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With so many challenges already facing Americans these days, the Donald ...

Trump Also Declares UncleFa a Terrorist Group

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump directed the federal government today to designate another ...