Tag: Betsy Devos

Betsy Devos: “Some People Are Too Poor to Know When It’s Safe to Send Their Kids to School”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Education Secretary Betsy Devos told members of the educational community on ...

DeVos To Strip 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Education Secretary Betsy DeVos announced today that next school year will ...

Trump Offers to Make Palin Secretary of ‘Educationizing’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced today that he was creating a brand ...

DeVos Orders Schools to Run Active Vaper Drills

WASHINGTON, D.C. — All around the country, schools will begin to hold new drills ...

Betsy DeVos Doesn’t Celebrate Cinco de Mayo Because She’s ‘More of a Miracle Whip Gal’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Several members of Donald Trump’s presidential crime syndicate attended a Cinco ...

Stormy Daniels To Coach Betsy DeVos Before Her Next ’60 Minutes’ Interview

BONE FERNANDO VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — In the past month, two women with close ties ...

Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes

Just moments after being confirmed as the new Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos orders all ...