Tag: Collusion

Trump: Putin Likes Watching Him Collude With Other Foreign Leaders

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Toadstool Phallus assured a nervous and worried American electorate this ...

Fearing Another Whistleblower, President Bans Tea Kettles From White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, the President of the United States issued an edict, ...

Lindsey Graham: Racist Tweets Make Trump’s Sphincter Taste ‘Delicious’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was ...

White House Announces Donald Jr. As Turkey To Be Pardoned

THE WHITE HOUSE — Speaking to reporters earlier today about the arrangements for this ...

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