Tag: comedian

Absolute Moron Makes Up Shit About Mail-In Voting

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A bloviating, mentally deteriorating, egomaniacal, white collar criminal — who also ...

Trump Asks Barr If Democrats Can Be Stripped of Their Citizenship

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Poll after poll is starting to paint a grim, dismal picture ...

Fauci Reminds Jim Jordan to Wear a Mask and Socially Distance When Ignoring Sexual Abuse

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During one exchange between Dr. Anthony Fauci and Congressman Jim Jordan ...

Trump Demands MySpace Make Him Part of Everyone’s Top 8

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today on the Hill, a House special select subcommittee hosted executives ...

President Will Distribute Copies of Mary Trump’s Book at Future MAGA Rallies

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump cannot be all that thrilled about his niece ...

Twitter Will Start Slapping “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Warning on Trump Tweets

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time ...

DNC Announces First Presidential Debate Between Donald Trump and Chris Wallace

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democratic National Committee has announced the first presidential debate of ...