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Cornelius Fudge Says Coronavirus Seems Well Contained and Magical Economy Can Re-Open ‘Immediately’
ENGLAND, THE WIZARD WORLD — Former Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge gave an interview ...
Ratcliffe Confirmed as Director of National Unintelligence
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just hours ago, Congressman John Ratcliffe of Texas received the most ...
Trump On Why He Votes By Mail But Doesn’t Want Anyone Else To: “It’s Good to Be President”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Goodly King Emperor Donald J. Trump casts his royal ballot in ...
Obama Gives Biden Access Codes for FEMA Camps and Stockpile of Confiscated Guns
SECRET SHARIA DUNGEON, THE LITERAL HELL — During their weekly ritualistic sacrifice of a ...
White House Admits It’s Been Feeding Trump Cheeseburgers and Calling Them Hydroxychloroquine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on the American people. ...
Poll: Majority of Americans Hope Taking Hydroxychloroquine is the One Thing Trump Doesn’t Lie About
In one of the fasted conducted public opinion polls in human history, it’s been ...
Trump Says “Obamagate” Used to Be Called ‘Being Black’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — What, exactly, is “Obamagate?” To be sure, it’s something that King ...
Trump Launches Operation Ludicrous Speed to Develop Wind Cancer Vaccine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While the world waits and hopes for a COVID-19 vaccine to ...
Trump Promises to Attach Obamagate Evidence to Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump is extremely concerned and hyper-focused on what is ...
Coronavirus Worries About Its Exposure to Stephen Miller
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the country wakes up and reads more and more reports ...
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