Tag: Comedy

Trump Issues The Constipation Proclamation

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In 1862, as the country fought in pitched battle during the ...

Romney’s Got Binders Full of Excuses for Being a Partisan Cocksock

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump appeared to get his wish — ...

Barr Suggests Charging People Who Vote for Biden With Sedition

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the history of the United States, very, very few people ...

ABC Town Hall Unfairly Ambushes Dear President With Questions from American Voters

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last night, ABC hosted a town hall discussion with President Donald John Trump, ...

Idiot Wants Moron to Moderate Debate With Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The 2020 presidential election is just over 50 days away, and ...